Teacher responses

>TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
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>MARIA: Here it is.
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>TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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>CLASS: Maria
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>TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
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>JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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>TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
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>GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
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>TEACHER: No, that's wrong
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>GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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>TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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>DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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>TEACHER: What are you talking about?
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>DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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>TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
>didn't have ten years ago.
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>WINNIE: Me!
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>TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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>GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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>TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
>tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
>didn't punish him?
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>LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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>TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
>eating?
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>SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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>TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
>your brother's. Did you copy his?
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>CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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>TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
>people are no longer interested?
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>HAROLD: A teacher.