clipped from web.mit.edu Famous Dog Quotes "Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." -- Unknown "In dog years, I'm dead." -- Unknown "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." -- August Strindberg "You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets." -- Nora Ephron "Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!" -- Dr. Tom Cat "Dogs love us,but they are very observant animals. I'm sure they notice that we keep the best food for ourselves." -- Markoff Chaney "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -- Andrew A. Rooney "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." -- Josh Billings "Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." -- Unknown "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." -- Gene Hill