Jehovah's Witnesses

clipped from web.mit.edu How To Get Rid of Jehovah's Witnesses Answer the door naked and carrying weaponry (immediate results). Pretend to be the slowest talking person in the world and see how long their spirit of charity lasts. Answer every one of their questions with: "What do you mean by that?" This might take a while, but you and your loved ones can have fun placing bets on how long it takes for them to get flustered and leave. Look smug and tell them that your God can beat up their God. Excuse yourself from your living room (or wherever)... and don't come back. Ask them to reconcile Revelation 1 and 22 for the "Alpha & Omega's" identity (Jesus or God), repeat constantly. You may have to resort to another method to actually get rid of them, but this will definitely make them sweat.