Bachelor like me

Bachelor

1. A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some
woman miserable.


2. A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.


3. A man who never makes the same mistake once.


4. A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her
alimony.


5. A person who believes in life, liberty, and the
happiness of pursuit.


6. The only man who has never told his wife a lie.