Men and women

Men & Women

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money
Than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
And love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
& not try to understand her at all.

Married men lived longer than single man,
But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes,
there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.