CHINESE PROVERBS

CHINESE PROVERBS

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
* ~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*Man who eat many prunes get good run for money
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*^*~*~ *~*~*~* * War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* ´Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~**~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* Now send it to more people. Nothing will happen but people will be laughing