Shiners Blog: 20 Rules For A Better Relationship

Sunday, April 22

20. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.

19. Share the closet.

18. Share the bathroom.

17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark
anniversaries.

16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

15. Your brother is an idiot.

14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to
like it

13. You have too many shoes.

12. You have enough clothes.

11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.

9. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.

8. Dogs are better than cats.

7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, its just like
every other cat.

6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."

5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
you don't want to hear.

3. Don't make us guess.

2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.

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