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Monday, February 9

Words of Wisdom

clipped from www.appleseeds.org
Words of Wisdom
Never test the depth of the water
with both feet.
If you tell the truth you don't
have to remember anything.
Never mess up an apology with an
excuse.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Never miss a good chance to shut
up.
Eagles may soar, but weasels
don't get sucked into jet engines.
There are two theories to arguing
with women. Neither one works.
Never underestimate the power of
stupid people in large groups.
It is far more impressive when
others discover your good qualities without your help.

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