WHAT WOMEN SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MEN

WHAT WOMEN SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MEN
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1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his
stomach you're aiming to high.

2. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the
do-it-yourself types.

3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason:
you've got sick of him.

4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.
He probably lies about other things too.

5. A woman's work that is never done, is the stuff she
asked her husband to do.

6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.

7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.

8. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men --
"don't" and "stop" (but not used together).

9. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces
so you can tell them apart.

10. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to
pee.

11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband,
you will usually find that he is.

12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do
the work of five men -- a women.

13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -- strong,
caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them!

14. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially
violent -- but they make great pets!

15. Men brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per
man.

16. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're
someone else's.