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Thursday, October 30

Double Standards

What do you call…


What do you call it when someone gives money to a government official in return for favors?
– Bribery.
What do you call it when a large corporation gives money to a government official in return for favors?
– A campaign contribution.

What do you call a serial killer who claims that God told him to do it?
– A psychopath.
What do you call a serial killer who claims that God told him to invade Iraq?
– George W. Bush.

What do you call it when innocent people are killed by those resisting a brutal occupation?
– Terrorism.
What do you call it when innocent people are killed by an occupying army?
– Collateral damage

What do you call the 2002 presidential election in Zimbabwe where there were serious irregularities?
– A flawed election.
What do you call the 2000 presidential election in the US where there were serious irregularities?
– A victory for democracy.
What do you call it when just over 3 thousand people were killed in the September 11 attack on the US?
– An atrocity.
What do you call it when nearly 5 million people were killed in the Vietnam war?
– A mistake.

What do you call it when very rich people exploit poor people?
– Greed and selfishness.
What do you call it when very rich countries exploit poor countries?
– Globalization.

What do you call it when someone carrying a gun enters your house and steals your valuable possessions?
– An armed robbery.
What do you call it when a multinational corporation supported by armed forces enters your country and steals your valuable possessions?
– Free trade.

What do you call someone who steals from the rich and gives to the poor?
– Robin Hood.
What do you call someone who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?
– The US government.

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Shiners Editors