Bad pick-up lines

> Lets play Titanic, when I say iceberg, you go down.
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> You must be high jumper, because you make my bar rise.
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> If we were both squirrels, would you play with my nuts?
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> Would you wear shoes if you didn't have any feet? Then why are you
> wearing a bra?
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> Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk by again?
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> You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can easily see myself in
> your pants.
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> What time do you have to be back in heaven?
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> I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
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> If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
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> How about you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that
> pops up.
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> I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
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> Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
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> Do you sleep on your stomach? "NO." Can I?
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> Playing doctor is for kids. How about me and you play gynecologist.
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> Excuse me, do you give head to strangers? Well then, allow me to
> introduce myself.
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> The word for the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the
> word.
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> Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
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> The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.
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> Hi, my name is Dave. Don't forget it because you'll be screaming it
> later on tonight.
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> That's a nice smile, its just too bad that's not the only thing you're
> wearing.
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> All those curves, and me with no brakes.
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> I'm a milkman. Want it in the front or the back?
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> My friends call me Booger. Wanna eat me?
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> My friends call me scab. You should pick me.
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> I'm a pilot. Can I see your cockpit?
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> My name is Richard, but my friends call me Dick. Wanna know why?
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> Your legs are like peanut butter. Smooth and creamy and easy to spread.
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> (leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
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> Your boobs are almost as big as my moms.