Telemarketing

clipped from itsringing.blogspot.com 1) After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you. 2) Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back. 3) Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times. 4) Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation. 5) Tell them that all business goes through your agent, and hand the phone to your five year old child.