Tuesday, May 15
how will Diabolic die
 | You scored as Stabbed. You will die from being stabbed. Yay.
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What is the definition of?
Amnesia?...What did you just ask me?
Apathy?...I don't care.
Bigotry?...I' m not going to tell someone like you.
Egotistical? ...I'm the best person to answer that question.
Evasive?...Go do your homework.
Flatulent?.. .That question really stinks!
Ignorance?.. .I don't know.
Indifference? ...It doesn't matter.
Influenza?.. .You've got to be sick to ask me that question.
Insomnia?... I stayed awake all last night thinking of the answer.
Irreverent?. ..I swear to God, you ask too many questions!
Narcissism?. ..Before I answer, tell me, don't I look great?
Over-Protective? ...I don't know if you're ready for the answer.
Paranoid?... You probably think I don't know the answer, do you?
Procrastination? ...I'll tell you tomorrow.
Repetitive?. ..I already told you the answer once before.
Self-Centered? ...Well, I know the answer, that's all that matters.
Suspicious?. ..Why are you asking me all these questions?
Monday, May 14
Sunday, May 13
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY SHINERS
I OWE MY MOTHER
1 My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way"
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
22. My Favorite: My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
23. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you
1 My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way"
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
22. My Favorite: My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
23. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you
Saturday, May 12
Once upon a time
Once Upon A Time
Once upon a time leadership mattered, now dealership rules the world.
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Once upon a time quality was craftsman's pride, now it is a departmental mess.
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Once upon a time mouse was an untouchable mammal, now it is handheld pest.
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Once upon a time wisdom was cultivated by wise people, now it is flashed on T-shirts.
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Once upon a time teacher tought and students learnt, now teacher trade and students consume.
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Once upon a time population was a problem, now it is a flourishing mass market.
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Once upon a time competition brought out the best, now it brings out the worst in people.
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Once upon a time there was a golden rule, now if you have gold, you rule.
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Once upon a time truth telling was good for your soul, now it is bad for promotion.
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Once upon a time success meant living by ideals, now it is about using above all principles.
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Once upon a time beauty was in the eye of the beholder, now it is booming business.
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Friday, May 11
Thursday, May 10
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