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Monday, July 9
WOMEN OH WOMEN
If you are well dressed,
She thinks you are play boy.
If you are not,
She thinks you are a begger.
If you kiss her,
She thinks you r not a gentleman.
If you don't,
She thinks you are not a man.
If you praise her,
She thinks you are a lier.
If u don't she thinks,
You are good for nothing.
If you visit her often,
She thinks u are boring.
If you don't she accuses,
You for double crossing.
If u visit another girl,
She accuses you for being cheat.
If she is visited by another guy,
She says "oh..! its natural! we are girls..!
If you propose love within a brief time,
You are a freash guy.
If you propose love later,
She wonders why
If you are jealous,
She says its bad.
If your not she doubts ,
Your love and is not glad.
If you attempt romance,
She thinks you don't respect her.
If you don't,
She thinks you don't like her.
If you listen ,
She wants to talk.
If you wanna talk,
She also wants to talk.
Oh women..! you are so simple,
Yet so complex....
You are so weak,
Yet so powerful.... .
Your so confusing ,
Yet so desirable!
Did you know?
* Did you know?
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears never stop growing.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less.
Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned his wife or mother because they were both deaf.
Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."
The smallest unit of time is the yocto second.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
"Bookkeeper" is the only word in English language with three consecutive double letters.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels.
An average person uses the bathroom 6 times per day.
Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our bodies.
Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30feet long in his lifetime.
Scientists in Australia's Parkes Observatory thought they had positive proof of alien life, when they began picking up radio-waves from space. However,after investigation, the radio emissions were traced to a microwave in the building.
Seven blunders of the world
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Thursday, July 5
Maxine
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida ..
Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.
+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
Wednesday, July 4
Tuesday, July 3
Happy 4th of July
AMERICANISM
If you want your father to take care of you, that's
paternalism,
If you want your mother to take care of you, that's
maternalism,
If you want comrades to take care of you
and everything you do is for the state, that's
communism,
If you think "if it feels good, do it,
regardless of the consequences or who it might hurt,
and are in this thing just for yourself, that's
individualism,
If all you care about are your possessions,
what you can accumulate in this life and things
are more important than people, that's
materialism,
If you want Uncle Sam to take care of you,
depend on the government for everything,
don't know the difference between entitlements
and benefits,
and you think they are totally responsible
for your well being, then that's not only stupid,
but
socialism,
But, if you want to take care of yourself,
be held responsible for your behavior,
hold yourself accountable for your actions,
feel a responsibility to be a good and productive
citizen,
promote the betterment of mankind
and bring honor to the greatest country
on the face of the earth, then that, my friend is
AMERICANISM !!!
Monday, July 2
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