How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you

Sure, they look cute and harmless, but we all know there's a giant conspiracy going on among the little fuzzfaces.

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Stupid Products

Consumers MUST BE SATISFIED!

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LOL Oh Photoshop

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Dear President Obama

Chubby cuppy cake boy

Obama redux

Cute Birdie Pics

"...I know, I know, we don't have enough cute damn birds on the site. I keep hearing about that and the lack of piglets. Do you know how hard it is to find a suitable cute piglet for this site? Do you people know I have a full time job?"

clipped from mfrost.typepad.com From our "Strangest Men's Room Activity Not Involving Larry Craig" file comes this item from sender-inner Crystal O. of South Texas.  Seems a category 2 hurricane hit the area, and the staff of the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville herded all their animals into the safest structures they could find -- which, in the case of these flamingos, meant the men's room.  That's the thrill of working in a zoo; you never know what urine for.  (runs away, dodging tomatoes) clipped from mfrost.typepad.com Oh where oh where did my little tail go clipped from mfrost.typepad.com Mom Always Liked You Best clipped from mfrost.typepad.com Make that SIR PENGUIN clipped from mfrost.typepad.com WATCHOOTALKIN'BOUTWILLIS clipped from mfrost.typepad.com WHO'S PRETTY!? clipped from mfrost.typepad.com Caturday Xtreme Sleepover ...and I'll sleep with FIFTY CHICKENS IF I WANT! clipped from mfrost.typepad.com DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND clipped from mfrost.typepad.com Have a great day, Hon [peck] clipped from mfrost.typepad.com Oh Hai... clipped from mfrost.typepad.com The Zac Efron gosling is all "Time for my solo, Dudes!" clipped from mfrost.typepad.com Tennis ball with a head clipped from mfrost.typepad.com Abandonned bebe ducks swimmin' in a teacup clipped from mfrost.typepad.com Why did the chickens cross the road? clipped from mfrost.typepad.com Ahhhh. Warm clawsitude... clipped from mfrost.typepad.com Penguin Cozies clipped from mfrost.typepad.com Teeny, tiny, tired