"...I know, I know, we don't have enough cute damn birds on the site. I keep hearing about that and the lack of piglets. Do you know how hard it is to find a suitable cute piglet for this site? Do you people know I have a full time job?"
From our "Strangest Men's Room Activity Not Involving Larry Craig" file comes this item from sender-inner Crystal O. of South Texas. Seems a category 2 hurricane hit the area, and the staff of the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville herded all their animals into the safest structures they could find -- which, in the case of these flamingos, meant the men's room. That's the thrill of working in a zoo; you never know what urine for. (runs away, dodging tomatoes)
...and I'll sleep with FIFTY CHICKENS IF I WANT!
The Zac Efron gosling is all "Time for my solo, Dudes!"
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