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Romance fun facts!

You won't believe some of these Romance fun facts!

Coffee Break Romance.It's reported that more than 10,000 marriages a year now are directly traceable to romances which begin during coffee breaks.

Engagement Lengths.The average engagement lasts 06 months.First Love.Two out of five marry their first love.

Wearing a Wedding Ring.The reason that the engagement ring and wedding band is worn on the fourth finger of the left hand is because the ancient Egyptians thought that the "vein of love"Ran from this finger directly to the heart.

Go Ahead and Kiss.A team of medical experts in Virginia contends that you're more likely to catch the common cold virus by shaking hands than by kissing.Having Sex?According to a survey, the second most popular reason for having sex is to produce a baby.Strange But True.In Pennsylvania, Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.Median Age for Marriage.In 1970, brides were on average 20.8 years old when they married, while grooms were 23.2.
Americans are now marrying later in life.In the year 2000, brides were on average 25.1With their grooms averaging 26.8.

Morning Kissing.Studies indicate that a man who kisses his wife good-bye when he leaves for work every morning averages a higher income than those who don't.
Husbands who exercise the rituals of affection tend to be more painstaking, moreStable, more methodical, thus higher earners.
Studies also show that men who kiss their wives before leaving in the morning live 05 years longer than those who don't.

Oldest Bride.Minnie Munro became the world's oldest bride when she married Dudley Reid at the age of 102 on May 31, 1991.
Reid, the groom, was 83 years old.Oldest Groom.Harry Stevens was 103 when he married 84 year old Thelma Lucas at the Caravilla Retirement Home in Wisconsin on December 3, 1984.Phone Proposals.06% of men proposed to their girlfriends over the phone.

Romance Novels.Romance Novels are more popular than ever.
53% of all mass market paperback books sold in this country are Romances.Romance novels earn more money in the USA yearly than baseball!
So, what's the national pastime?

Sex Manuals.The oldest sex manuals were published in China 5,000 years ago.The Longest Engagement.Sixty-seven years.
According to the Guinness Book of World Records.The happy couple finally wed at age 82!

Manchested United Player - very funny...

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Another pet

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Ljveen dog and the balloons

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Happy Valentines day

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Some cute, some funny, some downright strange (pictures)

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clipped from photos.joejet.com

Quotes about Obama

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clipped from obamamessiah.blogspot.com

"An Attuned Being with Powerful Luminosity and High-Vibration Integrity who will actually help usher in a New Way of Being"
-- Mark Morford

"Does it not feel as if some special hand is guiding Obama on his journey, I mean, as he has said, the utter improbability of it all?"
-- Daily Kos

"He communicates God-like energy..."
-- Steve Davis (Charleston, SC)

"Not just an ordinary human being but indeed an Advanced Soul"
-- Commentator @ Chicago Sun Times

"I'll do whatever he says to do. I'll collect paper cups off the ground to make his pathway clear."
-- Halle Berry

"A quantum leap in American consciousness"
-- Deepak Chopra

"He is not operating on the same plane as ordinary politicians. . . . the agent of transformation in an age of revolution, as a figure uniquely qualified to open the door to the 21st century."
-- Gary Hart

"[Obama is ] creative imagination which coupled with brilliance equals wisdom . . . [He is] the man for this time."
-- Toni Morrison

"Barack Obama is our collective representation of our purest hopes, our highest visions and our deepest knowings . . . He's our product out of the all-knowing quantum field of intelligence."

-- Eve Konstantine

"This is bigger than Kennedy. . . . This is the New Testament." | "I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don't have that too often. No, seriously. It's a dramatic event."

-- Chris Matthews

"[Obama is ] creative imagination which coupled with brilliance equals wisdom . . . [He is] the man for this time."

-- Toni Morrison

"Obama's finest speeches do not excite. They do not inform. They don't even really inspire. They elevate. . . . He is not the Word made flesh, but the triumph of word over flesh . . . Obama is, at his best, able to call us back to our highest selves."

-- Ezra Klein

Words of Wisdom

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clipped from www.appleseeds.org

Words of Wisdom

Never test the depth of the water
with both feet.

If you tell the truth you don't
have to remember anything.

Never mess up an apology with an
excuse.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Never miss a good chance to shut
up.

Eagles may soar, but weasels
don't get sucked into jet engines.

There are two theories to arguing
with women. Neither one works.

Never underestimate the power of
stupid people in large groups.

It is far more impressive when
others discover your good qualities without your help.

Karkey's pet recipe

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In Australia - icecream

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This is very good, lol

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Black or white...?

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Eyebrows dance

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Pet hair

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Birds of a feather.

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clipped from pixdaus.com

44th

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Bye Bush

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Scotland the Beautiful

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clipped from www.stevecarter.com

Photos from neighboring parts of
the Highlands & Islands of Scotland

Rannoch Moor

South Harris

Lochinver

Plockton

Glen Garry

Castle Stewart, by Inverness

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North Uist

South Harris

by Duinnish

By Loch Lyon

Looking towards Taransay

Glen Trulm

Dornie Castle - Loch Duich

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Balnakell Bay

Tobermory - Mull

Calanais, Lewis

Cromarty Lighthouse

Glen Affric

Durness

Ben More Coigach
, by Ullapool

Gairloch

by Loch Assynt

South Harris

Mellon Udrigle

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Unusual Roads and Bridges

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Smoking

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Phone call

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Make

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Women's English

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Women's English

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain.

Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not
going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game
on TV.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]

Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until
he falls asleep.

I'm not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is
Important.

The same old thing = Nothing

Nothing = Everything

Everything = My PMS is acting up.

Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.

Men's English:

"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired" = I'm tired.

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you.

"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you.

"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why your making such a big deal about
this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma
are you going through now?

"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?

"I love you." = Let's have sex now.

"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it... we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look
that much different!

"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a
deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex
with other guys.

(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress
and let's go home!

"I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together." = I am
gay.

WHAT WOMEN SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MEN

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WHAT WOMEN SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MEN
------------------------------------
1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his
stomach you're aiming to high.

2. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the
do-it-yourself types.

3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason:
you've got sick of him.

4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.
He probably lies about other things too.

5. A woman's work that is never done, is the stuff she
asked her husband to do.

6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.

7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.

8. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men --
"don't" and "stop" (but not used together).

9. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces
so you can tell them apart.

10. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to
pee.

11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband,
you will usually find that he is.

12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do
the work of five men -- a women.

13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -- strong,
caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them!

14. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially
violent -- but they make great pets!

15. Men brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per
man.

16. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're
someone else's.

Life

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1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

5. Pay off your credit cards every month.

6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.

8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.

9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.

10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.

11 . Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

12. It's OK to let your children see you cry

13. Don't compare your life to others'.
You have no idea what their journey is all about.

14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.

15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye.
But don't worry; God never blinks.

16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.

17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.

19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
But the second one is up to you and no one else.

20. When it comes to going after what you love in life,
don't take no for an answer.

21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie.
Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.

23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.

24. The most important sex organ is the brain.

25. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words:
'In five years, will this matter? '

27. Always choose life.

28. Forgive everyone everything.

29 What other people think of you is none of your business.

30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.

31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

32. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick.
Your friends will. Stay in touch.

33. Believe in miracles.

34. God loves you because of who God is,
not because of anything you did or didn't do.

35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.

36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.

37. Your children get only one childhood. Make it memorable.

38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.

39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.

40. If we all threw our problems in a pile
and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.

41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

42. The best is yet to come.

43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

44. Yield.

45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift!

Slip and Slide

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Body art

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bird

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Procrastination from TutoxNet on Vimeo.

What pets do when we're at work.....

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clipped from www.jibjab.com

A Proposal (COMIC)

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That's a long way to go for lulz.

read more | digg story

Marriage

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Bad day !!!!!

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amazing christmas decorations from around the world

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clipped from www.uphaa.com

Amazing Christmas Decorations from Around the World

The tradition of using small candles to light up the Christmas tree dates back to at least the middle of the XVIIth century. However, it took two centuries for the tradition to become widely established first in Germany and soon spreading to Eastern Europe.

Candles for the tree were glued with melted wax to a tree branch or attached by pins. Around 1890, candleholders were first used for Christmas candles. Between 1902 and 1914, small lanterns and glass balls to hold the candles started to be used.

Palácio Avenida. Christmas in the enchanted palace is a spectacular public concert in this beautifully lit HSBC historic bank building in downtown Curitba, Brazil, with children in costumes singing out of every window

Boston, MA

Let there be light ... Christmas lights around the world

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clipped from www.guardian.co.uk

The light projection by Hélène Richard and Jean-Michel Quesne, aka Skertzo, of a giant stained glass window on to Le Mans Saint-Julien cathedral in western France

clipped from www.guardian.co.uk

Christmas tree in front the Mohammed al-Amin Mosque in downtown Beirut, Lebanon

clipped from www.guardian.co.uk

Gouda, Netherlands

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The Old Town Square in Prague, Czech Republic, ablaze with light from its Christmas markets

clipped from www.guardian.co.uk

Syntagma Square in Athens

clipped from www.guardian.co.uk

Images by Austrian artist Kurt Hentschlager are projected below the glass roof of the Grand Palais

in Paris

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Nicaragua

clipped from www.guardian.co.uk

Champs-Élysées avenue in Paris

clipped from www.guardian.co.uk

Philippines

clipped from www.guardian.co.uk

non-traditional Christmas light installation

Brussels

clipped from www.guardian.co.uk

New York

clipped from www.guardian.co.uk

Beijing

clipped from www.guardian.co.uk

interact with light-projected portraits from a video art installation in Trafalgar Square, London

clipped from www.guardian.co.uk

Warsaw, Poland

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Hotel de Paris, Monte Carlo

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the Piazza di Spagna in Rome,

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The facade of Paris's Grand Palais is lit by Scottish artist Charles Sandison as part of the Dans la nuit, des images

Christmas pet

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Snaggers

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Ljveen pet

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Bush matrix

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Massive Mass destructions Weapons

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As They Get Old...

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As They Get Old...

Old cashiers never die, they just check out
Old frogs never die, they just croak
Old golfers never die, they just lose their drive
Old meteors never die, they just burn up
Old musicians never die, they just decompose
Old pilots never die, they just buzz off
Old surfers never die, they just get board
Old hikers never die, they just trail away
Old garagemen never die, they just retire
Old kids never die, they just grow up
Old atoms never die, they just decay
Old blondes never fade, they just dye away
Old hams never die, they just get grounded
Old light bulbs never die, they just blink out
Old swimmers never die, they just have a stroke
Old academics never die, they just lose their faculties
Old accounts never die, they are deleted
Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance
Old actors never die, they just drop a part
Old alcoholics/drug addicts never die, they just get wasted
Old anesthesiologists never die, they just run out of gas
Old anthropologists never die, they just become history
Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.
Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.
Old assets never die, they just depreciate
Old astronauts never die, they just go to another world
Old bakers never die, they just lose their dough
Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.
Old bankers never die, they just want to be a loan
Old barbers never die, they just become Old cut-ups.
Old baseball players never die, they just go batty
Old baseball players never die, they just run their last lap
Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.
Old bbs'ers never die, they just log off for good.
Old bbs'ers never die, they just lose their zip
Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.
Old bikers never die, but they're hard on tires
Old biologists never die, they just ferment away
Old bond investors never die, they just yield to maturity
Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures
Old books never die, they just go out-of-print
Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.
Old bowlers never die, they just end up in the gutter
Old brakes never die, they just grind down
Old bricklayers never die, they just throw in the trowel.
Old bricklayers never die, they're just too busy making a kiln
Old brickmasons never die, they just get mortarfied.
Old bridge players never die, they just lose their finesse
Old bridge players never die, they just sit around on their fat aces
Old budgets never die, they are fillibustered
Old bureaucrats never die, they just waste away
Old burglars never die, they just steal away
Old businesses never die, they just get consolidated
Old butchers never die, they just meat somewhere else
Old canners never die, they are preserved
Old card players never die, they just lose their tricks
Old cars never die, they just get run into the ground
Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive
Old chemists never die, they just do it inorganically
Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.
Old chemists never die, they just lose their refluxes
Old chemists never die, they just reach equilibrium
Old chemists never die, they just smell that way
Old chiropractors never die, they adjust.
Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket
Old computer people never die, they just lose their memory
Old computer programmers never die, their computers have fatal errors
Old computer programmers never die, they just byte the dust
Old computer programmers never die, they just decompile.
Old computer programmers never die, they just lose it bit by bit
Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.
Old couriers never die, they just keep on expressing it
Old credit cards never die, they just expire
Old cricketers never die, they just get bowled over
Old cricketers never die, they just get smashed for six
Old dancers never die, they just step away
Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged
Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties
Old dentists never die, they just look down in the mouth
Old dentists never die, they just lose their pull
Old dieters never die, they just waist away
Old divers never die, they just extend their bottom time
Old divers never die, they just flop
Old divers never die, they just get board
Old divers never die, they just lose their spring
Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience
Old drivers never die, they just blow a gasket.
Old drywallers never die, they just hang around
Old editors never die, they just go out of print
Old electrical engineers never die, they just have slower rise times
Old electricians never die, they just do it until it hertz
Old electricians never die, they just lose contact
Old electricians never die, they just lose their charge
Old energizer bunnies never die, they go on, and on, and on...
Old engineers never die, they just lose their bearings
Old english teachers never die, they just complete their sentences
Old environmentalists never die, they are just recycled
Old eskimos never die, they just get cOld feet
Old eskimos never die, they just go cOld
Old exorcists never die, they just give up the ghost
Old farmers never die, they just go to seed
Old farmers never die, they just spade away
Old fathers never die, they just become grandfathers
Old fighters never die, they just lose their punch
Old fireflies never die, they just find that they can't glow on
Old fishermen never die, their rods just go limp
Old fishermen never die, they just get reel tired
Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way
Old football players never die, they just go to the end zone
Old football players never die, they just kick off
Old football players never die, they just kick the bucket
Old foresters never die, they just pine away
Old fridge repairmen never die, they just blow their cool
Old fruit never die, it just pear-ishes
Old genealogists never die, they just degenerate
Old geologists never die, they just petrify
Old geologists never die, they just recrystalize
Old ghost towns never die, they become desolate
Old golfers never die, they just keep putting along
Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls
Old goodyear workers never die, they just retire.
Old gossip columnists never die, they just lose their sense of rumor.
Old grammarians never die, they fall into a comma
Old graphic artists never die, they just de-rez
Old gymnasts never die, they just take longer to mount
Old hackers never die, they just go to bits
Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips
Old helsinki tourists never die, they just vanish into finn air
Old hippies never die, they just smell that way
Old hockey players never die, they just achieve their final goal
Old homebrewers never die, they just ferment away
Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot
Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded
Old hypochondriacs never die, they just imagine it
Old immortals [vampires, whatever] never die, they just...don't
Old interpreters (for the deaf) never die, they just sign off
Old investors never die, they just roll over.
Old Italians never die, they just pasta away.
Old jockeys never die, they just go horse
Old jokes never die, they just get retOld by the young
Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed
Old kayakers never die, they just roll back over, and do it again
Old key punch operators never die, they just punch out
Old kids never die, they just adulterate
Old kleptomaniacs never die, they just steal away
Old knights in chain mail never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils
Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent
Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal
Old lawyers never die, they just lose their briefs
Old librarians never die, their computers have fatal errors
Old librarians never die, they just check out
Old librarians never die, they just get re-shelved
Old librarians never die, they just lose their references
Old light bulbs never die, they just de-light
Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under
Old linguists never die, they just rearrange their deep structures
Old magicians never die, they just disappear
Old magicians never die, they just float away
Old magicians never die, they just make a big production of it
Old magicians never die, they just they just change color
Old math teachers never die, they just reduce to lowest terms
Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate
Old mathematicians never die, they just go off on a tangent
Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some functions
Old mechanics never die, they just lose their bearings
Old mechanics never die, they just misplace their tools
Old mediums never die, they are just visiting their friends
Old mercenaries never die, they find someone else to take their place
Old mercenaries never die, they just go to hell to regroup
Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey
Old ministers never die, they just go out to pastor
Old musicians never die, they just get played out.
Old musicians never die, they just go from bar to bar
Old nuclear power plants never die, they just go off-line
Old number theorists never die, they just get past their prime
Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed
Old optomestrists never die, they just speculate
Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot
Old pacifists never die, they just go to peaces
Old paradoxes never die, they just become enigmas
Old pc's never die, they just cache in their chips
Old penguins never die, they just get hard of herring
Old philosophers never die, they just kant
Old photographers never die, they get sent to the Old focus home
Old photographers never die, they just stop developing
Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane
Old planets never die, they just lose their attraction
Old plastic never dies, they just recycle it
Old plumbers never die, that is why they smell that way
Old plumbers never die, they just go down the drain
Old policemen never die, they just cop out
Old policemen never die, they just lose their beat
Old politicians never die, they just lose their hot air
Old postal carriers never die, they just lose their zip
Old preachers never die, they just lose their wind.
Old preachers never die, they just ramble on, and on, and on, and on...
Old printers never die, they're just not the type
Old procrastinators never die, they just keep putting it off
Old professors never die, they just lose their class
Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address
Old programmers never die, they just byte it
Old programmers never die, they just decompile
Old programmers never die, they just get bugged with life
Old programmers never die, they just go to bits
Old programmers never die, they just lose their memory
Old programmers never die, they just recurse
Old propane tanks never die, they just run out of gas
Old psychiatrists never die, they just shrink away
Old quarterbacks never die, they just fade back and pass away
Old quilters never die, they just go to pieces
Old quilters never die, they just go under cover
Old radio operators never die, they just lose their power
Old radios never die, they just stop receiving
Old railroaders never die, they just derail
Old rain puddles never die, they just dry up
Old sailors never die, they just get a little dinghy
Old sailors never die, they just lose their porpoise
Old salesmen never die, they just go out of commission
Old sanders never die, they just lose their grit
Old schools never die, they just lose their principals
Old scientists never die, they just gravitate
Old Scots never die, but they can be kilt
Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles
Old seamstresses never die, they just come to the point
Old seers never die, they just lose their vision
Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away
Old sheetrockers never die, they just hang around
Old shoemakers never die, they just lose their sole
Old skateboarders never die, they just lose their bearings
Old skiers never die, but they go downhill fast
Old skiers never die, they just go over the hill
Old soccer players never die, they just achieve their final goal
Old soccer players never die, they just lose their kick
Old sOldiers never die, they just fade away
Old sOldiers never die, they just smell that way
Old sOldiers never die, young ones do
Old sourdoughs never die, they just ferment away
Old spelunkers (cave explorers) never die, they just cave in
Old statisticians never die, they just get broken down by age and sex
Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper
Old students never die, they just get degraded
Old surfers never die, they just get wiped out
Old swimmers never die, they just fall off their blocks
Old swimmers never die, they just kick-off
Old system users never die, they just chdir to null
Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding
Old tape dispensers never die, they just get used up
Old teachers never die, they just lose their class
Old telephones never die, they just stop ringing
Old thermodynamicists never die, they just achieve their state of maximum entropy
Old tire tubes never die, they just get punctured
Old trash never dies, they just bury it
Old trigonometry teachers never die, they just lose their identities
Old trombonists never die, they just slide away
Old truck drivers never die, they just get a new Peterbilt
Old tv shows never die, they just get rerun on nickelodeon
Old tv soap stars never die, they become pathetic
Old typists never die, they just lose their justification
Old undertakers never die, they just vault away
Old usenetters never die, they just become unresponsive
Old vacationers never die, they just don't come back
Old vintners never die, they just ferment away
Old violinists never die, they just become unstrung
Old voicemail systems never die, they just stop answering
Old wants never die, they become needs
Old watchmakers never die, they just run out of time
Old watchmakers never die, they just wind down
Old weathermen never die, they reign forever
Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged
Old wool coats never die, they just become mothballed
Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip
Old x-ray techs never die, they just barium
Old yachtsmen never die, they just keel over
There is no conclusive evidence about what happens to Old skeptics, but their future is doubtful.
Walt disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation

Acmed

2008-12-12T16:36:00.000Z

Jokes.com

Jeff Dunham - Afraid of Walter

Boas Festas

2008-12-11T10:37:00.000Z

What I want for Christmas!

2008-12-09T22:07:00.000Z

20 Strange and Exotic Endangered Species

2008-12-08T21:45:00.001Z

info. on each at the sorce.

clipped from webecoist.com

Giant Coconut Crab

This is not shopped. This is not a hoax. That is a giant crab on a garbage can. They’re native to Guam and other Pacific islands

Mexican Walking Fish

Goliath Bird Eating Spider

Whistling Spider

Chinese Giant Salamander

Lord Howe Island Stick Insect

Weta

Giant Water Bug

Frigate Island Beetle

Giant Palouse Earthworm

Crinoid Snapping Shrimp

Honduran Ghost Bat

Mallorcan Midwife Toad

Quacking Frog

Glass Frog

More Legless Amphibians: the Icthyophis Kohtaoensis

Komodo Dragon

Kagu

Hairy Nosed Wombat

Striped Rabbit

Only discovered within the last decade, the striped rabbit is considered a bit of a scientific novelty owing to its unusual markings. It comes from a region of Burma that has revealed many unusual species previously unknown to scientists, including a miniature deer. Pictures are scarce.

Evolution of television and men

2008-12-08T21:42:00.001Z

clipped from www.lopuch.cz

Middle Age

2008-12-02T22:13:00.001Z

Funniest CD Cover Design Ever

2008-12-01T16:17:00.001Z

clipped from www.uphaa.com

8 Funniest CD Cover Design Ever

Life Is A Test, Graded On A Curve

2008-12-01T16:13:00.001Z

clipped from www.bl.com


At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
   At age 12, success is...having friends.
     At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
       At age 20, success is...having sex.
        At age 35, success is...having money.
        At age 50, success is...having money.
       At age 60, success is...having sex.
     At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
   At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

Top Ten Women Drivers Of The World (pictures)

2008-12-01T16:12:00.001Z

clipped from www.boredstop.com

Top 10 Women Drivers Of The World

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